JenT's Answers to
Dumb Blond Jokes

      

Even more than at our own forums, at Hannity.com I got razzed a lot. A dear friend posted "Dumb Blonde Jokes" at my thread, "Ask a Blonde Christian Viking," and this is my response:

RayMan... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
JenT... and you're COMPLAINING? most men appreciate the effort

RayMan... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
JenT... and she got it, with a pat as she walked away.

RayMan... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
JenT... the libs almost nominated her for a pulitzer when she accidentally spelled marxist

RayMan... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
JenT... it's not?

RayMan... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
JenT... she was talking to tree-hugging libs that day

RayMan... she thought General Motors was in the Army.
JenT... he is, and he bought us dinner and drinks

RayMan... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
JenT... we dance a lot, deal with it
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RayMan... she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
JenT... we're always in trouble for missing parties

RayMan... under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
JenT... she put "Harvard Preppie" but the feminist couldn't read

RayMan... she tried to drown a fish.
JenT... Pool party with the Dolphins! jealous rumors abound

RayMan... she tripped over a cordless phone.
JenT... old trick, we love to be caught, always are

RayMan... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
JenT... we resent having to, we prefer one-liners

RayMan... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
JenT... WHAT? when?

RayMan... she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
JenT... trust me, she didn't wait long

RayMan... they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
JenT... practice, see what we can get them to do, legendary

RayMan... at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".
JenT... and "Sagittarius" had to pay, brilliant

RayMan... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
JenT... well he winked

RayMan... it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
JenT... well IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP CALLING US...

RayMan... she studied for a blood test-and failed.
JenT... she was told libs were coming and ran with her furs

RayMan... she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
JenT... did the cameras show up AGAIN?

RayMan... she sold the car for gas money.
JenT... Her most brilliant performance, it was DaGooseMon's car

RayMan... when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
JenT... ??? we travel in crowds, it's safer

RayMan... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
JenT... we often get stalked

RayMan... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
JenT... well the manager...nevermind

RayMan... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
JenT... wherever we go, the party is there

RayMan... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
JenT... fooled you! we went to the Conservative Airport instead!

Oh and Rayman? She's Sven's little sister...and I heard he's looking for you.